Kevin: When the heck did they start keeping Sudafed behind the counter at the pharmacy?
Amanda: When they started using it to make meth.
Kevin: Huh.  I didn't know they could make meth out of...  
Amanda: *smirk*
Kevin: ...*sigh* of course I didn't.
Amanda: You're cute.

Note to self: when creating a rope swing, ensure that the rope is settled an appropriate distance from the trunk of the tree before tying it off.  If for some reason you have already tied it too close to the trunk, do not attempt to use the rope to climb the tree in an effort to relocate it.  It will only end badly.

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